How To Make A Quality Makeshift One-Hitter

 So you just bought an eighth of some good weed, but once you finally get home you realize you have nothing to smoke out of, fear not. It's time to release your inner creative stoner and solve your problem. Here's what you need to do:

What You Will Need

       •    Metal Pen

       •    Twist Tie

       •    Lighter

Steps:

1. The first step is the take the pen apart completely, you should have a hallow, metal tube.
2. You're going to take the cone (the piece at the end you write with) and you're going to jam it into one of the ends of your metal tube.
3. Now you need your screen so you aren't choking on ash. What you're going to do is burn the paper off of a twist tie until you have only a wire.
4. You're going to roll that wire up in a ball, and jam it down into the cone. It should be a tight fit, blow hard into the tube to make sure the wire ball is staying in place.
5. Now, you're going to grind up your weed and get high with your new one-hitter

Oh, and if you don't have a grinder, take an empty pill bottle, put a penny inside with your weed, and shake until you've broken up all weed.